| Another Mathematician's Apology
Mathematicians: all theory and abstraction, can't count to five. © 2000 m. hale |
| Florida? or Country Music?
Brilliant, oppressive. Sporting both jewels and lemons, none of it subtle. © 1998 m. hale |
| My Friend, the Brown Dog
Morning companion, trots along, nose to the ground: bladder on four legs. © 1998 m. hale |
| The Pessimist
Life: a series of discomforts and disasters. Your job: dodge and mend. © 1998 m. hale |
| The Optimist
Life: a timescape of dawning opportunities. Your job: sieze the day. © 1998 m. hale |