Existing constitutional doctrine on prisoners' rights to information and access to courts is increasingly undermined by the migration of legal, educational, and civic life to digital platforms that prisoners cannot reach. Against the backdrop of the Wright-Reed litigation over exploitative prison phone rates and the subsequent 2022 Martha Wright-Reed Just and Reasonable Communications Act, this Article traces how deregulation, exclusive dealing, and revenue-sharing commissions created a carceral communications market that systematically overcharges incarcerated people and their families, and how recent FCC efforts to cap rates have been weakened by waivers and deference to sheriffs and corrections officials.

This regime of "digital punishment" now extends beyond telephony to near-total internet exclusion, enforced both through formal bans and through harsh disciplinary responses to unauthorized digital access, despite growing evidence that digital literacy, online education, and sustained family contact reduce recidivism and facilitate reentry. Drawing on comparative examples from Europe and international human rights instruments, this Article argues that secure, monitored internet access in prisons is administratively feasible, consistent with legitimate security concerns, and increasingly recognized as integral to human dignity and equal participation in contemporary society. The next evolution of prisoners’ communication rights should come through federal legislation: an amendment to the Martha Wright-Reed Act that recognizes internet access as a protected communications service, mandates just and reasonable pricing subject to FCC rate regulation, and requires correctional systems to provide meaningful, monitored internet access—particularly for legal research, education, and family communication—so that incarcerated people are not permanently consigned to digital exile.

Generative artificial intelligence has created a new category of "synthetic grievances": AI-generated bar complaints against criminal defense attorneys that are cheap to produce, difficult to screen, and often detached from governing law or case facts. By allowing dissatisfied defendants, family members, or jailhouse intermediaries to draft polished, citation-heavy disciplinary filings with a simple prompt, generative tools dramatically lower the cost of triggering formal regulatory processes that were built for sparse, human-authored complaints. The essay situates synthetic grievances within existing structures of attorney regulation and the distinct vulnerabilities of criminal defense practice, showing how AI-amplified bar complaints will predictably concentrate on public and appointed defenders who already shoulder disproportionate grievance volume and work under severe resource constraints. It contends that the resulting threat of reputational harm, licensure risk, and investigative burden will chill zealous advocacy by encouraging defensive lawyering, overdocumentation, and risk-averse strategic choices at odds with client-centered representation. In response, the essay proposes a suite of reforms, including mandatory disclosure and human verification of AI use in complaints, AI-assisted triage and hallucination detection at intake, and calibrated sanctions for repeat or bad faith filers, urging bar regulators to treat AI-generated complaints not as a legal-technology curiosity but as a frontline regulatory challenge for preserving robust criminal defense in an automated era.